terrorist tak semayang

i found out a few days ago that Mat Luthfi actually has a blog
well of course we know him for his funny-but-with-moral-values vlog
and his blog is just the same!
but with his own written word

and this one post, i just couldn't stop myself from laughing loudly

The bom has been planted

Ali, my younger brother asked for Counter Strike for his birthday. We have been playing the game eversince along with my younger sister, Aina. We usually play as a team, but Ali seemed to develop kiasu and got frustrated when he killed the least.

Semua hampa nak bunuh, tinggai la sikit dekat aku.

But he was way too slow; hence we have to kill the enemies ourselves before they get the better of us. Ali ended up playing for the other side.

Mum came and asked Aina what she is doing with the machine gun.

Berjihad!

Mum being mum, looked at the clock and asked Ali

Ni duk berjihad ni, semayang tak lagi Ali? Mana ada orang jihad tak semayang lagi.

To which Ali replied

Terrorist tak semayang.

LOL
here's the link by the way 
http://www.matluthfi90.com/